Monday, December 05, 2005

Fruits of a sleepless night

Ok, so I slept badly again, but at least I achieved something from it...

A physician's guide to PSC
With PSC, the biliary tree
Displays Cholangeopathy
Its prognosis is fibrosis
Leading up to full cirrhosis
When this occurs one then refers
for transplant, if the team concurs
Cause unknown, the treatment shown
is UDCA on its own
Also seen: a drug regime
of daily cholestyramine
Research believes that this relieves
Pruritis that your charge perceives
Diagnose it if he shows it
with these tests that should expose it
Try CT, MRCP
to reveal his biliary tree
If this is creepy, make him sleepy
Carry out an ERCP
A stent may gain a better drain
Though some debris may still remain
In some cases patient faces
Jaundice due to cholestasis
This one sees with greatest ease
From sampling patient LFTs
A suggestion for a question
Is to check his fat digestion
An expert thinks some special drinks
Will counteract the weight-loss jinx
An odd intruige is that fatigue
Could be both small or major league
No clear connection on inspection
with nutrition or infection
Much of concern is left to learn
As more research is done in turn
But the mission for the physician
is stop the rot and seek remission
Failing that the treatment granted
Is cure the man - get him transplanted!

I think that most of the medical terms are used correctly. Tempted to show it to my consultant to try and prove what a smart-arse I am. Maybe he'll prescribe sleeping tabs to make sure I don't have any more sleepless nights and put a stop to this sort of thing!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude, thats brill! but now some more homework! now u gotta create some form of visual aid to go with the poetry! (it was all about ICT today animations etc, flash woohoo!)
emma c
xxxx

Anonymous said...

Brilliant, Dave. Obviously it's not affected the brain. Or come to think of it, maybe it has.

Peter